Six Impossible Trumpian Things Before Breakfast, Part 3

We are not sure what time the Donald has breakfast every day, but presumably when he let loose of the doozy reproduced below at 7:20 AM it was before his eggs and bacon had gotten cold.

Indeed, unlike Lewis Carroll’s Queen of Hearts who claimed to have believed only six impossible things before breakfast, the Donald’s twitter account is apparently capable of embracing unlimited impossibilities.

The news from the Financial Markets is even better than anticipated. For all of you that have made a fortune in the markets, or seen your 401k’s rise beyond your wildest expectations, more good news is coming!

No, it isn’t!

What’s coming is a political and economic shitstorm the likes of which America has not experienced since the 1930s or even the Civil War.



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