Peak Trump, Peak Bull, More Pique

Every day we get deeper into Bizarro World, but both ends of the Acela Corridor are so zombified by today’s Fake Bull that seemingly nothing can disturb their abject lethargy.

Then again, maybe today’s doozie will finally penetrate at least some of that comatose gray matter. In an interview, fittingly, with Fox and Friends’ #1 airhead, Ainsley Earhardt, POTUS speculated out loud about what might happen in the event of his impeachment.

It won’t be pretty, averred the Donald.

“If I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash, I think everybody would be very poor. Because without this thinking [points to head] you would see, you would see numbers that you wouldn’t believe in reverse.”