Humpty Donald Will Have A Great Fall

When the Donald noisily boasts about the best (Trumpian) economy ever, he obviously fails to grasp that it’s actually an 80-pound weakling hanging by the hair of its 118-month old cyclical chinny-chin-chin.

And he also fails to grasp that when the greatest ever stock market bubble implodes, it will send the US economy into the dunk-tank, and that his own ample posterior is planted squarely on the drop-bar.