Bloomberg Hires Thousands To Mount “Stop and Pitch” Campaign—Breaking News From The Onion

Citing polling data that suggested the former mayor was tracking poorly among 18- to 25-year-old African Americans, Michael Bloomberg’s presidential campaign hired thousands of canvassers Friday to stop black men on the street and force them to hear his campaign pitch.     

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